Lettera Aperta
"Dear Kid In The Background Of The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures;
You're a lucky son of a bitch. You'll never do anything as good in your life again as casually swim by Jessica Alba while she's wearing a bikini.
None of us will. That's the highest achievement of mankind.
You could do great things; cure cancer, win multiple academy awards, sell ten million records, become the president of Zimbabwe. But when you completed any of these achievements, the headline in the newspaper the next day would read "Boy Who Swam Next To Alba Did Good."
And you're not gonna be mad when that happens. Because Jessica Alba is that friggn' hot..."
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